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The Comey Show

Last week on Nothing Surprises Me Anymore, Michael Cohen’s, attorney and spokesperson for Donald Trump, office, home, and hotel were raided, a raid hilariously approved by Trump’s very own DOJ. The raid was prompted by the investigation of the hush money paid to Stormy Daniels, and it resulted in records proving some $130,000 were paid… Continue reading The Comey Show



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